Monday, 08 February 2010

The futureboon

The European tour is of course long since finished - but what with me being a tardy sort - I didn't quite finish telling the tale - so now i've wanged the last installment up on the boon - and I'll tell some tales of the last few week's meanderings when the moment arises - In the meantime - here is a video that Andy sent me -enjoy:

 

 

 


 

 

Friday 8th May 2009 - Homeward bound....

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The journey from Leipzig to Leeds took a little under 24 hours - the ferry was horrificly wobbly - Lee wrote some techno - Jon still made us laugh - Sz, Tom and Martin drove for ages, I slept some.... nowhere near as interesting as what has gone before.......

Shower????.


 

Thursday 7th May 2009 - Nato - Leipzig - Germany 

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Tonight was the last show, and I’d like to say that it was a complete mega blowout to end the tour – but things never work out like that. Once again the venue, the promoter, the food, the sound rig etc etc etc were utterly immense, and there must have been nearly a hundred people there to watch us headline the show, but the fatigue of the week (or perhaps the beginnings of a sense of complacency) had set in and our performance, in my opinion, just wasn’t up to scratch. Nonetheless, the crowd seemed to enjoy it, called us back for an encore and gave us some fairly humbling feedback at the end of the night – after which we rolled wearily back to the apartments we were staying in, and tried to get as early a night as possible in advance of tomorrow’s 20 hour marathon drive.

And thus concludes the first ever tour of mainland Europe – 7 shows, 5 Jovis and two half Jovis, countless new friends, places experiences, and at times more laughter than I could physically cope with…. Roll on October, when we plan to do it all again……

Three redbulls and various assorted tartrexes...


 

Wednesday 6th May 2009 - Night off - Prague - Czech Republic 

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After a leisurely (ie late) departure from Graz this afternoon, we motored back Northwards, to Prague in the Czech Republic. We had no gig to play, and turned up in time to have a late meal, drink several litre flagoons of ale, and then rock up a seedy club called the Chapeau Rouge until some unearthly hour. Prague seemed pretty spectacular, although the circumstances which we enjoyed it in – darkness, inebriation, immense fatigue, lent a certain hint of the grotesque to the whole affair – must come back here soon, in the daylight, with time to spend exploring the city properly – but that is touring I suppose – if you really want to see a place, go there for a week’s holiday, not spend the day driving there for one night, with a show to play and an early start on the horizon….

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Onelegged midget ballerina????


 

Tuesday 5th May 2009 - Postgarage - Graz - Austria 

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Today saw us roll through the hills and mountains of Austria in the van – the views and the scenery as we motored on through were nothing short of stunning huge snowcapped mountains and skinny precarious trees densely packed together straining for the sun at the most unlikely angles on the hillsides. It could have been Austria, or it times it could have been the approach to Twin Peaks.

We were late for the soundcheck, but still managed to fit in a fairly comprehensive line-check, leaving the support band, Hella Comet to do their sound-check in front of the gathering crowd – for which I still feel guilty…

The venue was, predictably by now, immense. The entire room was covered in copper panels, geometrically pinpricked to let the light from the halogen bulbs behind them bleed into the room, creating a soothing and aesthetically pleasing space for an evening’s music.

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Hella Comet, from Graz, were brilliant, creating some fairly bonkers sounds and textures to kick off the evening. And then, despite my reverb shutting down during the solo from Ornafives (Channel M déjà vu) I really enjoyed tonight’s show. We played for about an hour, which is always a lot more satisfying than half an hour after the effort we’ve made to set up, and the 60 or so people that we played to gave us a warm, extensive and humbling reception..

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Then afterwards we went to ‘The Music Haus’ with our hosts Martin, Lukas and Gunther, and listened to atrociously loud music in the seedy underground surroundings of one of Graz’s, indeed Europe’s, many late late late night bars…..

But when you do it the monkeys don't explode....


 

Monday 4th May 2009 - Glockenbachwerkstratt - Munich - Germany 

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Another day and another tonkingly long drive – the majority of which was spent asleep by myself and the rest of last night’s party crew (not counting Sz, who forseeing this drive, got himself an early night last night, allowing the rest of us to party it up – legend). Tonight we played in Munich, in the Glockenbachwerstatt, another ‘cultural centre’ comprising venue, exhibition space, café, practice rooms and general progressive attitude to art and music. We arrived to find that We vs Death, the headline band had pulled out of the gig a week ago, promoting us to headliners, and instilling the worry that nobody would show. However we still played to a good 35-40 people, and the gig, despite its clanging errors, was a proper jovi, mainly for the incredibly receptive crowd, and the enormous screen that Sz was able to project onto… No parties tonight however, just a quiet drink and then some sweet, sweet rest…..

You don't care when people die ha hah ahaha aha hah aha aha ahahahah ahaha ahaha ahaha aha aha ha ha ah aha aha aha ahahahaha ahaha ahaha ahahahhahaha hahha ahahahahahh aha aha ha ha ha ha ha haha ah aha aha aha aha aha ....


 

Sunday 3rd May 2009 - N.B.I - Berlin - Germany 

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Tonight we played in Berlin, after another megadrive, this time across from Brugge. We arrived late, unloaded, went to a restaurant round the corner from the venue, ate some pasta, bumped into This Will Destroy You and then headed back for soundcheck. The gig was lovely, in a bar/venue in the east called N.B.I. It was nice to see familiar faces, including the boys from the Pattern Theory and the Jenniferevsies crew again.

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The real boon though was after the gig – having never been to Berlin before, Jon, Martin, Tom, myself and Lukas & Jimmy Theory stayed up all night, first in a bar near where we were staying, and then huddled around the Fotoautomat, where unlike in Britain, the devices still give you four separate photos, and develop them old-style in the machine with films and chemicals and lights – Rinsing. I think we spent about 2 hours and about 24 euros just photographing our smiling faces – bear in mind that on the shots with different folks in different frames you have about 4 seconds between flashes to get in and out and switch places. Note the chimera-esque shot in the centre – much planning was required, especially to get the legs at the bottom, which involved Lukas leaping from the booth and then Jon instantly diving in on hands and knees so that I could climb on his back – which would have been all fine, save for the pile of sick in the corner that no-one had noticed, but by then I was atop his spine, and his lovely bearded face was only inches from the chunder in question, and his anguished gargled cries of terror fell upon deaf ears. We laughed so hard I thought I might collapse……

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Jenifer Jenifer Frrrrp....


 

Saturday 2nd May 2009 - Kaktus - Brugge - Belgium

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Tonight we were in Brugge, as the support slot to Daturah from Germany. I don’t mean to sound like a broken record, but the venue, the promotion, the sound, the lighting  and the hospitality were immense - best of all being the beautiful restaurant that we driven to by taxi immediately after soundcheck, where we feasted upon fine cuisine and lovely beer in the midst of this wonderful picturesque little city. My only regret is that we didn’t have any time to look around the city, but maybe next time.

Daturah made an immense noise – beautiful sounding slow building post-rock, although nowadays I've heard so much of that kind of stuff that it takes something really unique to make a band stand out. They had some sweet visuals as well - Super-8 cine film that had been hand coloured one frame at a time....

That’s three shows down, and three shows where Sz hasn’t needed to setup a projector or screen because it’s all been provided in-house. He seems a lot happier with his visuals now as well, the old classic ‘four shows to really get going’ - so tomorrow night, in Berlin, with Jenniferevsies again, should be a megascoop. `Early start though, to cover the eight hours across Holland and Germany in time for soundcheck – so off to bed…….

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Wi-fi?


 

 Friday 1st May 2009 - Kulturfabrik - Luxembourg - Luxembourg

 

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Today we played in Luxembourg, in another awesome venue, for another awesome promoter, with another comprehensive rider, and incredible catering, and a bonza hotel at the end to boot. The crowd was a little sparser than last night, with maybe 50 or so people watching us when we took the stage.

Jeniferever from Sweden played before us, and were fairly astounding. I've listened to an album or two of theirs, and its always nice, but live it was something else. At times all five of them are singing, sometimes there are two basses, and the whole thing is covered throughout by an otherworldly array of sounds and textures from their many guitars and effects and synthesisers. This combined with the smoke, ghostly lighting, and their elfin sillhouettes made for a fairly astonishing experience - to the point where I really didn't want to go on after them. We're playing with them again in Berlin in two nights time, but this time we'll be the support act, which suits me just fine....

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Tartrex?????


 

Thursday 30th April 2009 - Stuk - Leuven - Belgium

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Today we arrived in Leuven, Belgium, the home of Stella Artois, for our first ever mainland Europe show, and it has been Jovis all the way. The venue, the promoters, the roadcrew, the lighting technician, the sound technician, the caterers, the locals, and everyone else we've met along the way have been astonishing in comparison to what we're used to in the UK. The mind boggles.

Sz drove through the night, like some kind of legendary Terminator machine, and the ferry journey largely passed me by, as I spent over an hour on the phone to our insurance company, listing our equipment, one item at a time...

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Stuk - This is where we played, an enormous, government funded art complex filled with students and a mishmash of technology and historical architecture. Grampall Jookabox played first and then we headlined. They were an awesome two piece from Indiana in the U.S: two drumkits, bass, looped harmony vocals - a treat for our first Euro gig. And then we played, to our surprise to about 100 people, some of whom seemed to know who we were, and some who'd had just come to find out thanks to the awesome promotion - top show all round I thought...

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Sometimes in the UK, if we're lucky, the promoters make a poster, here in Leuven, we had our faces sporadically projected on a massive screen in the venue bar, which was a bit disturbing, especially since Lee looks so much like Keith Chegwin in this shot...

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......and the megavenue - note the massive, in-built screen at the back for visuals - far better than the white sheet that we hadn't even prepared....

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 ....and the dream team - Sz on visuals and Jon on sound. The sound onstage was immense, and according to those in the audience the visuals were crisp and clear....

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And finally, this is Geert, of Concurrent distribution, sorry for the fuzzy photo, Martin took it, and he'd had a Leffe or two by this point. Concurrent distribute our album in parts of Europe, and it was Geert who hooked us up with this and our Brugge show. Jon and I sat with him and some of the crew and an American singer called Whip until 6 in the morning - boisterously contemplating the nature of maintaining a family whilst out on the road, and art, and Randy Newman, and various other subjects that rest in a hazy but fond part of my mind....

 

Yah - Surely....


 

Wednesday 29th April - West Yorkshire Playhouse - Leeds

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Tonight we played at the West Yorkshire Playhouse, as the opening act for David Gedge of the Wedding Present, who was performing with the BBC Big Band. It was part of the annual 'Fuse' fest that takes pride in its bizarre collaborations and last week saw the mighty Efterklang performing with a full symphony orchestra in the Leeds Academy.

The gig was a boon (or now - a Jovi) and I'd estimate we got to play to about 400 or so people, which is always nice. Tonight, Szymon debuted the visuals he's been preparing on his laptop for our show, but the house-lights were so bright I don't think anyone could make them out.

Gedge did his best, and at times his voice and melodies were lovely, but the overblown jazz arrangements and ludicrously loud horn parts seemed to subtract from, rather than add to, his music. In fairness though, the gathered crowd seemed to really enjoy it....

And now home to pack, before a 3am start to Belgium.

One of the pictures shows us mid-rock, as taken by Stef Colledge who is hopefully sending us more snaps soon. Another shows the iLikeTrains van, which we've hired for the week, because the thought of driving across Europe in our minibus fills me with new and unusual dread - we would surely freeze, breakdown or possibly even explode. And the final picture shows the Big Band, and Gedge, taken at a jaunty angle of course.

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You don't get it at all - Do you - Boo Boo....


 

 

 Tuesday 28th April 2009

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Tonight, after the long drive back from Brighton, and a brief admin session, we went round to meet Chris and Sarah's lovely new daughter Ava. It was also Chris' birthday, but what with having a new daughter that element of the evening was a little overshadowed, still Sarah had bought him a cake, and Matt had bought him some sunflower seeds. The child was a sweetheart and didn't stir the entire time I held her in my arms.... Seems to be a bit of a theme on this blog these days. Going to visit various friends and their new born children. Must be something to do with approaching thirty and knowing loads of people...

 

Why such a hairy back?....


 

Monday 27th April 2009

 

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After a well- earned night off from touring, lovely mushroom risotto and a cooking poker game courtesy of Jo and a feeling of imperial pride and western righteousness thanks to Jack Bauer we set out on the road again, this time to Brighton. Apparently it was sunny all day in Leeds, but the rain seemed to start as soon as we got on the motorway, rinsing the van with a lethal blinding film of spray at every turn. We played in the Prince Albert – killer load in up the fire-escape, and the hottest stage ever, but aside from that it was a stellar gig. Both of he other bands were awesome, everything and the Andersons regaling us with their angular hardcore tinged prog fest, complete with AppleseedCast-esque drumming, and then Ebsen and the witch layering up a spellbinding wall of sound complete with lovely female vocals like somekind of tripped out Mazzy Star. We played at a decent time, the promoter was very gracious to us, and I got fully in the zone. Although the stage was so small that we had to actuall climb down into the crowd and back up the other sides to swap our instruments, which necessitated a few extra bars in the middle of ‘Two Words’ to allow Martin time to complete the journey from one side to the other, dropping in on the bass just in time, like Indiana Jones retrieving his hat from underneath a slowly descending boobly trapped tomb door…..

 

And this image was stencilled on the wall outside, a classic Banksy, (that J had given to a friend as a postcard a few days prior no-less) sheathed  in PVC to prevent vandalism (surely that’s ironic). Much debate followed as to its authenticity.

 

  Go on - just a bit....

   


 

Saturday 25th April 2009

 

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After last night’s debacle – we were in need of a bit of a boon. It came in the shape of Playtime, a monthly Saturday night upstairs in the Royal Oak, chorlton, near Manchester. The promoter was also the soundman, and whilst he was lovely, if John hadn’t have been there to do our sound I think we would have been in trouble – if only for the fact that his mixing desk was smaller than most DVD players (except perhaps an early Grundig model) and one of the front-of-house tweeters seemed to be on the blink. The crowd gathered and built steadily, throughout the night, as the acoustic act, the Coral-esque act, and the Turin-brakes-esque act completed their turns; and  at one point we were convinced the place was going to be empty again by the time we eventually got on. But sure enough the crowd remained, and even continued to grow, although there  seemed to be such a social ‘Saturday night out booze up’ vibe (their was even a hen party there) that the crowd’s attention had to be earned. All in all, this gig was a real buzz – playing late at night, to a big, full room of people having a good time, and to feel like we fulfilled their entertainment needs even though our music isn’t necessarily party-time fare makes me feel warm and proud somewhere deep and recessed within me………

 

One of these pictures shows the fire exit that we did the load in and out on – where the pigeons live…..



 

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  Thanks guys - for making me look great....

   


 

Friday 24th April 2009

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Tonight we played in Barrow in Furness, in a venue called the Canteen - called so because it used to be the canteen for the neighbouring BAE systems factory (British Aerospace Engineering – as a nation we don’t manufacture that much anymore but at least we’re still experts in weapons of death and mutilation)

 

We were meant to play downstairs, whilst Robin Ince (of the Office and Mock the Week fame) performed stand-up comedy in the main room. But due to low ticket sales they’d decided to combine the two gigs. Meaning that we were playing in the main room, after a cabaret-esque acoustic act and a political comedian. Robin was ridiculously funny, he made me laugh till it hurt. Check out his website blah blah blah if you’re into political comedy – he did a show with professor Richard Dawkins at the Hammersmith Apollo recently, which if you know of Dawkins, should give you a god idea of where he’s coming from.

 

We performed at about midnight I think, and thankfully Robin, in a heart-warming  display of performer’s solidarity stuck around to hear our set – as otherwise there would have been only five people instead of 6 – in a room that could probably take about 6-700. Nonetheless, spurred on by the quality of the preceeding act, we gave it our all, and I think it was actually a pretty good gig all things considered. And Travel lodges two nights in a row – stop it…..


  Everything's a NIGHTMARE NOWADYS....

   


 

Thursday 23rd 2009

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Tonight we played in another buffalo bar, this time in Cardiff. Good gig I thought, and a fairly sizeable crowd, although the experience was marred by one enthusiastic fan’s not so subtle t-shirt theft, especially as I tried to catch up to him but his knowledge of the local terrain helped him to hasten his escape…..

 

And tonight, for me at least, was the first time on tour with a band that  I’d been put up in a hotel rather than at the promoters house. We rocked up the Cardiff Travelodge and watched the ‘Low live in Europe’ DVD that I picked up in Glasgow. We would have thrown a tv out of the window, but it was bolted to the wall, the windows were bolted closed, and we have far too much respect for the property of others to be so wantonly destructive…



  If you were the berk that stole one of our t-shirts you can redeem yourself by emailing me!!!....

   


 

Wednesday 22nd April 2009

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Tonight we played at the Bufallo Bar in London – although the strike on the Victoria Line (apparently the doors kept opening on the wrong side in Victoria station so the tube line workers had called a strike to protest the need for more stringent safety standards) threatened to diminish our potential crowd. However despite being last on a four band mid-week bill, we still played to a packed and appreciative crowd – good gig I thought, and nice to see Dr. Matt Loveless (The professor we hung out with in the airport hotel when our Minneapolis flight was cancelled) supporting us for one last time before heading back to America for good. During Yuki, Martin stepped on the wrong delay pedal, prompting a comedy banshee wail to ascend over the quietest part in our set. Slick.

 

Oh and we got, Another parking ticket – that makes three….

 

After the gig we all piled back to Kate’s house in Bracknell. A beautiful yard, filled with colour, antiques, paintings, musical instruments and the ghosts of the past. We stayed up late, talking about James Brown, pond  asparagus, internal rain, igloos, and loads of other nonsense that I have already forgotten.



It's match day - so everything has to change....

   


 

Tuesday 21st April 2009

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Today we were in Manchester to film three songs for the City Life Social show on Channel M. It was a very bizarre day, and recording live, whilst playing relatively quietly, is a tricky thing to do. Check out channelm.co.uk for a playback of the performance, or maybe it’ll be up on youtube by now. Amongst the guests were Frank Sidebottom, who danced around in the background with his giant paper mache head, and Granny the music critique, who made me laugh by whispering obscenities into my ear whilst we were off-camera.



  Bobbins....

   


 

Saturday 18th April 2009

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This afternoon,  I played a gig with Jonny V in Professional Music Technology (P.M.T – no really….) as an advert for our respective services as guitar teachers.  We played a six-song set in the corner of the store – me on acoustic or bass and Jonny on electric lead guitar. 15 or so people gathered round to hear our efforts, which really just served as a trial run for future attempts. The highlight for me was our instrumental cover of America by Paul Simon, a timeless and epic classic…

 

Apologies for the photo – taken on my phone, and then photographed from the screen with my camera…… needs must…



  Do you know any Celine Dion?

   


 

Thursday 16th April 2009

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Tonight Shizzer and I , after another late night DIY session, completed this cabinet for my newly repaired record deck and separates. Admire its functionality. Total cost -  £3.97 for castors. Megaboons…..

 

  Saw saw bang bang dril bang snore....

   


 

Wednesday 15th April 2009



The Owl House Trailer from Zool films on Vimeo.

  

I was in Ilkey today, doing the initial sessions for the music I’m doing for a 5 minute stop-motion animation for my friends Jess and Simon to be shown on channel 4. Rather than any photographs of the day, here is the trailer for the Owl house, the last film that Jess made. It is awesome… The film that we’re working on tells the tale of an Astronomer, keen to prove that as people we are descended from the stars….

 

  This is not my baby.....

   


 

Tuesday 14th April 2009

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Not much to say – except look at this corker of a desk that Kenny and I built out of reclaimed pine from a dismantled bookcase that I enquired for free from the internet group ‘freecycle’. It took us till 3.30 am, a little later than is probably socially accceptable for sawing and drilling in a terraced house. Fortunately however the ancient stone walls of the megacottage will have dampened the effects. Total cost  - Zero pounds and zero pence. Booner scoops

 

  Don't worry my friend, there is always a way.

   


 

Sunday 12th April 2009

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Yesterday we stopped in Leeds after the nine hour drive back from Aberdeen (nuther parking ticket in the morning by the way – that’s 2 thus far) and then this morning we set off on the road again to continue southward to Reading, for our third gig at the Oakford Social Club in Reading. Apologies for blog déjà vu -  two drum kits in front of that awesome neon sign, and an impeccable write-up of the tremendous company, food, promotion, sound and audience – but that’s how it always is at the Oakford - Dave Monkeysuit , DJ Mark is Egg, and Jon the soundman (who has been touring with us for the past year) are all legends amongst men….. Martin however, is a berk. Martin’s working arrangements necessitate a lot of time in London, and upon this particular eve the plan was to finish the gig and then dash to Reading station to catch the last train to London, leaving us to pack the van. All was going to plan, and we were happily dismantling our gear, when Martin called me from the train, sounding more amused than he probably should, to announce that due to the van keys being in his pocket, and that the train wouldn’t be stopping before London, he would have to get to London, turn immediately round and come back, and that we had a bit of a wait on our hands. Fortunately the staff at the Oakford are also legends, and were more than happy to accommodate us as we whiled away the two hours it took for a rather dishevelled looking Martin, and the keys to the van, to be joyously reunited with us….

 

  Errrrm, yup this one is more Swedish Pop.......

 


 

Friday 10th April 2009

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Well after waking this morning to discover that we had another parking ticket, and testing Hani’s claim of perfect pitch by getting him to pre-empt the opening notes of tunes on my mp3 player (bang on every time – what a gift…) we motioned on to Aberdeen where we played with Wintermute and a couple of other bands in the Tunnels venue. The room was enormous, and we were meant to be on second, but the promoter asked us to headline once we got there – much to the chargrin of the two guys who had travelled an hour and a half on the bus to see us and then realised that we were now playing after their last bus home – gutted – It’s been a recurring theme over time with this band. We’re meant to play at one time, we get put on at other times, and dedicated fans have to leave without seeing us, or we get cut short – happened already this tour in Preston and Glasgow as well. The one that aggravates me the most though is the four band midweek bill - with us as headliners, playing at half past midnight to the five people who could stay because they don’t have work to go to the next day, with the support acts having played the prime 9 and 10 o’clock slots to more people… Rant over – I would continue and tell of the horrors that we witnessed searching for a takeout in Aberdeen at 2  in the morning, but I don’t want to paint an unfair picture of what seemed in the daylight to be a beautiful city filled with welcoming folk….

 

  GET OUT OF MY TAKEAWAY!!!!!!

   


 

Thursday 9th April 2009

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Tonight we played in Sneaky Pete’s in Edinburgh, and after 5 gigs into the tour I finally felt like I put in a good performance. The crowd was sizeable enough by the time we played, especially for the size of the tiny room, and it was nice to spend an evening in Edinburgh, even though we saw relatively little of it.  We crashed out over at Hani’s yard, completing the triumvirate of Abassi brothers in attendance this week. Once the gig was over we waited for 45 minutes in a takeway, only to discover that Martin’s order had passed them by…..

 

Martin took this picture of Jon and Tom in the van – says it all really….

 

  Yes I will make it for you......

   


 

Wednesday 8th April 2009

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Newcastle End Bar – always a quality gig – not as big a crowd as last time and no sign of the Moleck boys – although Steve and Al were back out in force again– two gigs in one week lads, sterling work.  By all accounts we played well, although I still wasn’t happy with the set. And we sold quite a few of our new t-shirts, which only arrived today. A boon. For me though the highlight of the night was afterwards, sitting upstairs with Alan the owner, and Paul the barman, and Joel and Jack the promoters,  and Tim’s brother Alex, and Minnis the wizard, and Tom and Lee – and playing acoustic guitars by candlelight till five in the morning – worthy times....

 

And the picture, ah yes, that’s the van, having overheated just outside Newcastle, being towed away by the free roadside recovery people (who were there within a minute - I kid you not) Our amazement was uncontainable, at having been rescued so quickly for no charge, until we realised that they were only going to tow us off the motorway at the next exit, out of the way, and then leave us in a layby to sort it out wer’sens..... Which is completely fair play, but yet still felt at the time like a bit of a kick in the balls….

 

Not to worry lads....

   


 

Tuesday 7th April 2009

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Vessels at the Captain’s rest. With many familiar faces: Crom, Danny, Jamal,and Sean and Steve who we were staying with (although in another flat yet again because their entire building had flooded two days previously). Gig was ok – We got cut short, again, which happened last time in the Captain’s Rest, because there is such a strict curfew there and the promoter leaves no margin for error across the entire night. By all accounts the other bands didn’t play for too long or take too long to change over – we took a while to change over ( as we always do and always forewarn) but we ended up playing a 25 minute headline set to a room full of paying guests. Not cool. Anyway, all I got was this crowd shot, I would have taken more but I was too busy either searching for the padlock for the van (couldn’t lock it and leave the venue – eventually had to buy another one from a late night shop) or arguing with the shop assistant in Spar about veganism

 

Shop assistant (based upon my purchases): You are vegan?

Pete: Yeah – pretty much

Shop assistant: But where do you get your protein

Pete: oh you know, mushrooms, nuts, beans, especially soya, pulses, green leafy vegetables – There’s plenty of…..

Shop assistant: BUT WHAT ABOUT TIGER - AH? He is not vegan – ah.  Who would win in a fight between TIGER and the vegan ah?

 

And so on so forth......

  Binding Agent: Beef

   



Monday 6th April 2009

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Behold – before and after – Before and after one Dr. Brown removed this lump from UNDER my eyelid with a scalpel. A very bizarre experience – the only painful part was when he injected the anaesthetic straight into my eyelid, which rinsed – but I felt nothing after that thankfully – The bizarre part, was that because the surgery was under my eyelid and I had my eye clamped open the entire time I could not look away from the scalpel being wriggled around millimetres from my cornea. I think I held my breath for the entire time...... Still look less like a bond villain now ey....

 

  


  Sunday 5th April 2009

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Today we did our shoot with Andy Hook at the commonplace social centre in Leeds. We had a right crack, and though I don’t doubt for a second the technical and aesthetic quality of Andy’s photography, I have my doubts about the narrative scenarios that we provided him with for the afternoon. We’ll just have to wait and see..... Still top day, man’s a dude, watch this space.

 

  It's alright - I'll photoshop out your third eye

   



Saturday 4th April 2009

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3rd gig of the tour – Lots of familiar faces and a surprisingly well packed out Brud – we played pretty well, but we changed the set at the last minute which led to a very stop-starty affair – not very well suited to our music metinks – needs to flow more betwixt numbers. The picture was taken by Andy Hook, who has come to stay to do a promo photoshoot with us tomorrow – Tom looks possessed. Mordue and Al had rocked it up from Durham for the show, and Mordue and I sat up till late in our pyjamas discussing all sorts of Mordue and Pete stuff. Top times.

 

  Crisps...

   



Friday 3rd April 2009

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Second gig of the tour – immense food, immense crowd and certainly better than our last gig here, where the bass and bass amp were both plagued by gremlins (or so I thought – what are the chances of trying two dodgy cables in a row). The food was tremendous, both at the venue and at Tom’s folks house, where we tend to stay when in this part of the country – still need to find the magic spark though...

 

....Monitor wedges blah blah blah

   


 

  Thursday 2nd April 2009 

 

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Having not had enough of moving  large musical instruments and their kind, today MacSween Jon and I journeyed to Colne near Burnley to collect the second hand piano he’d just bought from an elderly couple that his piano tuner put him in touch with. When we entered their house Ruth, the old lady who was selling it had become so old and frail that she could no longer play, and was clearly emotional, although in a measured way, about its departure. Al regaled her with a few choice numbers before we removed the thing, and as he played Sinatra’s my way I watched as, with her eyes firmly closed, she gently mouthed the words and conducted in the air. Al played the final chord and she awoke with a start, as if snapped out of a dream - she had been in a far away place, transported by the magic of Sween’s performance – to where and when, is not for us to know. Then we rolled the Joanna out of the door, said our goodbyes, and sped it on to its new life under the fingers of MacSween, one of the finest manipulators of the instrument I have ever encountered.

It of course doesn’t end there, and during the course of our journey we also moved an immaculate, original trace Elliott 300 watt bass combo from Ilkley to the new yard, (thank you Simon) and then we moved MacSween’s old Clavinova (electric piano) to its new home also in my new yard . Leaving only time for a brief cup of tea before I had to dash to the studio and load up with the boys for the first Vessels gig of the year....

 

We played in the Mad Ferret (see what they did there) in Preston. the crowd was lovely, although we went on far too late, as tends to happen at midweek gigs involving us, and we played ok, but it’ll be a few gigs before it all falls into place – it seems like an age since I was on a stage. No crowd shot this time round, just my skeletal silhouette underneath the tremendously well named bar... apologies for the low quality photo, it was taken on my phone and then photographed with my camera, from the screen of the phone once i got back home... must amend this system....

 

 

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  I'm sure you're meant to go to hospital to get better....

 


 

Sat 21st March 2009

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 Tonight Bill Laurence, and therefore with him ‘The Klezma Trip’ left town. Although to be honest I thought this group had already disbanded. They soundtracked my life for quite a bit of 2006/2007 when I went to see them about thirty times, playing late night free entry gigs on weekday nights in various bars round town. Their sound is an instrumental hybrid of Latin, African, Indian, and Hebrew vibes – mixed with some western ideas and the occasional smattering of parmesan. Bill the keyboard player and Guiliano the guitarist are dear friends and it’s always sad to see a dear friend move away. Having said that, I don’t think they’d performed like this (or at least I hadn’t seen them perform like this) for about a year anyway so it was kind of a reunion and a farewell gig all in one. I saw them at the Moorfest last summer, but they were pushing in a new, song based direction and I didn’t really dig it…. Watching them tonight brought back so many memories. Transpangaean, Sela Bar, the Dance College and its various elusive female inhabitants, Sailor Jerry’s, and Bill, Jules, Javier, Daveed, and a bunch of other awesome jazz musicians that I wish I saw more of….

 

The carnage that followed should not be justified with a description, suffice to say we saw the sun come up, although many of my friends saw it from the comfort of the ground that they had crudely rugby tackled each other to…..

  BUNDLE.....

   



Saturday 14th March 2009

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And here is the new yard, or a bit of it, empty and innocent, waiting to be filled with our collective hoard of possessions – when are you coming for a brew?

 

and of course, moving wouldn’t be moving without the obligitary dismantlement and reassembly of my beloved piano. The third time we’ve moved this beauty in this manner in the last few years, and hopefully the last for a good long while. As always Mike was on hand to perform the surgery.... man’s a legend, and his new car is bright yellow with gull-wing doors. No seriously.....

 

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  Now then - where's the kettle......

   


 

Friday 13th March 2009

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